
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Hum. He was very fast reader. He was the best reader. He loves reading. He loves he can read. It makes him happy to read. He loves that he is a fast reader. He can read and read and read. He can read anything. He could read lots of books at the same time. Mainly cause he had one-hundred heads. That is the greatest thing he can do.
One day his mom loved him. He was the greatest boy ever. His mom wanted him to be the dad. (hmmmm....says the mommy typist...) So he is the dad now. He can drive a motorcycle. It's the coolest ever. The story is true! It is real! You need to believe this!
The end.